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Singles Sites

I love reading dating sites people profiles, i.e. Plenty of Fish, etc. I don’t read the guys (of course) but get a kick out of the women. A lot are decent but some make me smile.

I’m going to compile a few of my favorite lines into one paragraph. It won’t make sense but it’s a combination of headlines, about me’s, first date suggestions, etc.

“Blue eyed Queen! If you don’t read my profile, keep on truckin’. Tired of boys, I need a real man. Looking for someone who can make me laugh. No more games, looking for my soul mate – (first date) I’m the princess, I decide. No white boys allowed. (Profession) Ask if you want to know. Looking for a man who will take care of me (children: prefer not to say). If you cant send me a message with more than one line, keep moving. I’m tired of guys who write and say “you’re hot! you’re beautiful! wow!” – say something interesting you unoriginal losers. “The End

Most titles I see have “I wanna a guy who can make me laugh!” I’ve never thought that about girls. None of my friends have that requirement that I can think of either. “Dude, I just want a girl that can make me laugh.” That’d be interesting though. My next date I’ll hold auditions – “Make Robby Wagner Laugh and win a date” I wonder how many submissions I’d get.

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One Response

  1. Bridget

    This is great. After a few LTR’s over ten years each, I realized I had the Runaway Bride syndrome. It wasn’t that either one of us are bad people just not true to ourselves. We didn’t know who we were and who we wanted to evolve into. Judge Judy once said, beauty fades, dumb is forever. I decided a long time ago, I wasn’t going to compete with the world. I have everything I was meant to have. What I do with it is up to me. Be happy with yourself. If the rest of the world doesn’t get it, it’s their loss. If you judge a book by it’s cover, you won’t understand what’s on the inside of it. As with looks and appearances, money, possessions, and status can disappear. If you don’t like me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best. What I have to offer won’t be revealed until friendship is established. People don’t date for friendship. they date for love, sex,…. I see couples still holding hands after 60 years of marriage. There has to be more than good looks. Aging is inevitable. What is up must come down, and sometimes that’s a mess. So less is more, right? :) Dance like there’s nobody watching. Love like you’ll never get hurt. Sing like there’e nobody listening. Live like it’s heaven on earth. BLP

    April 10, 2011 at 2:07 pm

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