Nocturnal Thoughts

The only good thing I can think of about not being able to sleep is that if someone tried to break into your home, you can greet em’ when they got in.

“Good morning and welcome! I started coffee, go ahead and have a seat. Excuse my non-attire, I wasn’t expecting anyone.”

I tell people how I can’t sleep and they usually don’t get it. In my head, I envision that everyone is sound asleep and peaceful whenever they want. Rested up to go on with their merry lives day in and day out.

I tell you what…one of these nights, not tonight or last night or most of the past 4 months….I will get some rest. And I bet that’s the night someone will try to break in – at least if they do they’ll have to see me nearly naked, if not full on nude. (That would suck if that was the only way I could fall asleep – no camping trips for me)

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