Simple Minded *sigh*

Surprisingly, I’ve been asked this more than once, more than 5 times and more than a dozen times:

“Hey, have you thought about going on that one show for comedians called Last Comic Standing?”

There’s many punches that can be inserted here. You can add your own if you’d like…unless you’re the one asking questions like this.

It just blows my mind that people ask this. Not like it came out of their mouth and they realized it was a dumb question – they truly want to know and they wait for your answer. Not making this up but I replied back once with, “Hmm, do you think it’d help my career?” They responded, “It could, you should do it, it wouldn’t hurt.” This is the mind I’m jealous of because I’m a serious thinker that dwells to the point of health issues, I wish that’s as far as my mind could go sometimes – I think I’d be a happier person.

I want to be so simple minded that I can walk into a slow traffic store or business, look the owner in the eye and genuinely say, “have you thought about selling more each day? You’d make so much more money than you are now.”

Unfortunately, my mind is so advanced that all I can think about ends up being logical. However, I’m a dreamer in this business but I do credit myself for coming up with (on my own, mind you) that a national television spot appearance just might boost my career an eensy weensy tiny little bit. I thought of it first, don’t steal my idea.

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